A Child is Born

And so it was, that on the twentieth day of the ninth month in the first decade of the third millennium of the Common Era, during the reign of the last American President, in the largest city in the twentieth-eighth state admitted to the Union, a child was born.

A child destined to rule the Internets, the laser tags, and the boys at her elementary school;

A child who has demonstrated great skills as an author and an artist;

A child known throughout the land as the First Mistress of the Wii;

A child with a name above all other names (except for her sister's), a name that will be praised throughout all of history;

That child - our very own Claire.

Happy birthday, Claire.